She was back home. 3 women walk into a bar, a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead. After ordering a drink, and sitting there for a while, the blind guy yells to the bartender, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?” The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. Bartender: "What's a 15?" On day a redhead, a brunette, and a blonde were on their way to heaven. So the redhead made it to the 45th step and laughed. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. In a husky, deep voice,the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Poof! Exiting the bank, they hear sirens and see several cop cars round the corner, so they dash into a small alleyway. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! Everything goes well-they have their masks on, the bank hands over the money-awesome. [11167] A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender: Brunette: I'll have a B and C. Bartender:What is a B and C?. A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender: Brunette: "I'll have a B and C." Bartender:"What is a B and C?". She comes into work the next day and proudly claims, "us blondes are smarter than you realise, I know all of the state capitals, test me and I'll tell you the answer". A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. After several days the redhead wondering how the other girl … Redh When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said, ”I don’t want to be a tattletale or anything, but the other two used their arms.” 0 A day without a smile is a day lost, so read with your partner or friends things that make you happy. Brunette: "Bourbon and Coke." Posted by admin under Blonde Jokes, Brunette Jokes, Redhead Jokes There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stranded on a desert island. If they laughed they would not be able to get to heaven. After swimming half way the brunette realises she cant go any further, gives up and drowns. God told them the stairs to heaven were 1,000 steps and on every step he was going to tell them a joke. A blonde was getting sick of all the blonde jokes that she was hearing at work so one night she decided to go home and learn all of the state capitals of the USA. Brunette: "I'll have a B and C." Redhead: "Gin and Tonic." A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. She was back home with her family. Blonde: "I'll have a 15." A blind man enters a bar and find his way to a barstool. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead decide to rob a bank. There was a blonde and a brunette walking down the street and the brunette said, oh look, a dead bird and the blonde looks up. The brunette looked over the water to the main land and estimated about 20 miles to shore. The brunette figured its about 20miles from the mainland i think i can swim that, the others encourage her and tell her to send help if she gets there. Redhead: And, I'll have a G and T. Bartender: What's a G and T? The brunette made it to the 200th step and laughed. The barkeep says that there's a rumor going around that the third mirror in the ladies restroom is enchanted, and if you say something true to it, it will grant you your hearts greatest desire. Buying drinks at a bar A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and ordered their drinks from the bartender. Brunette: Bourbon and Coke. They found a lamp and rubbed it. Blonde: "A double 7Up." Redhead: "And, I'll have a G and T." Bartender: "What's a G and T?"